when u guys are bored does anyone want to give me a crash course on what it's about and what to look out for
man lives in North Korea but it’s Britain and it’s 1984
man thinks government bad
man buys diary and scribbles in it
man sees girl at work
girl likes man
man secretly meets girl
girl very thirsty and they do it in the woods
man goes to hood and rents room upstairs
man and girl do it some more
man wants to join cult to rebel against Kim Jong Un
man goes to secret cult member’s house
cult member actually working for Kim Jong Un
landlord actually working for Kim Jong Un
*insert very long useless section of book written by apparent cult founder*
man captured while doing it
man tortured
man cannot do basic maths
to punish him, man working for Kim Jong Un gives him rats
man wants them to “do it to [the girl]”
man is reeducated and can now do maths
THE END